However, the touchy-feely niceness doesn't really suit my mood today. So I've chosen to adopt Sean Lindsay's Code of Conduct.
It's a simple code, and the implications should be obvious. But for the assholes who want to belabour the point:
- Your assholarity must be slightly less than mine. (yA < ya =" mA">
- I reserve the right to enforce this rule by deleting any and all examples of assholiness I deem to be bigger than, or equivalent to mine.
- This code, and its enforcement, does not impinge on your freedom to practice assholism on your own blog, or in your daily life.
Other bloggers are welcome to use the Bigger Asshole Code of Conduct on their site. For bloggers who are not comfortable with publicly asserting their right to be the bigger asshole, I suggest the use of two simpler codes of conduct:
- Don't Be An Asshole
- If You Must Be An Asshole, Be Funny