Thursday, April 19, 2007

This Blog's Code of Conduct

Here at A Dragon Writes, I expect all of my commenters (all four of you) to adhere to a strict code of ethics (you've heard of the code of ethics instituted by those chick bloggers, right? Google it.)

However, the touchy-feely niceness doesn't really suit my mood today. So I've chosen to adopt Sean Lindsay's Code of Conduct.

The Bigger Asshole Code of Conduct:

  • I get to be the bigger asshole on my blog.
  • I will define the terms "asshole" and "bigger" at my sole discretion.

It's a simple code, and the implications should be obvious. But for the assholes who want to belabour the point:

  • Your assholarity must be slightly less than mine. (yA < ya =" mA">
  • I reserve the right to enforce this rule by deleting any and all examples of assholiness I deem to be bigger than, or equivalent to mine.
  • This code, and its enforcement, does not impinge on your freedom to practice assholism on your own blog, or in your daily life.

Other bloggers are welcome to use the Bigger Asshole Code of Conduct on their site. For bloggers who are not comfortable with publicly asserting their right to be the bigger asshole, I suggest the use of two simpler codes of conduct:

  • Don't Be An Asshole

and

  • If You Must Be An Asshole, Be Funny

4 comments:

PJ said...

Fabulous! I may have to use this on my own blog.

Jennifer said...

I like that last rule...wish I could get people to abide by it on my blog.

:-P

Heather said...

LOL. Somehow, I doubt it, Jennifer. That would mean not being able to be offended by the smallest things...

Amanda said...

Oh my, that was just too funny! Thank you, Heather, for a much needed laugh :)

I love it, and if people ever start commenting in any real way on my blog, I have a feeling I'll be posting it.